"My cat is a singularly strange creature. She's meowing at me right now because I'm not paying attention to her. Her idea of attention being me slapping her side while she writhes around on the swivel chair."
Actually - Minette is probably meowing and writhing in a fit of pain, because of all the internal damage you caused by slapping her instead petting her like any *normal* human being would do to a cat...
...
(malgr? qu'on a ?tabli depuis longtemps que tu n'?tais pas une demoiselle qui pouvait ?tre ?valu?e par les crit?res qui caract?risent un ?tre humain *normal* - mais bon...)
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2002-02-05 07:55 pm (UTC)"My cat is a singularly strange creature. She's meowing at me right now because I'm not paying attention to her. Her idea of attention being me slapping her side while she writhes around on the swivel chair."
Actually - Minette is probably meowing and writhing in a fit of pain, because of all the internal damage you caused by slapping her instead petting her like any *normal* human being would do to a cat...
...
(malgr? qu'on a ?tabli depuis longtemps que tu n'?tais pas une demoiselle qui pouvait ?tre ?valu?e par les crit?res qui caract?risent un ?tre humain *normal* - mais bon...)
*urm*
don't mind me :p
*Now back to your usual monologue*