It's a funny old world

I have a couple of sample packets of a body wash named "Hydra Clean". Am I odd for thinking that such a product sounds like it'll leave me feeling and smelling as fresh as a mythological creature that lived by a nasty swamp and had poisonous breath?

Today's Moment of Hilarity was caused by reading an article that called Norah Jones's new album "Music to Eat Brie By". Even though my inner Brie-lover was somewhat miffed at the slight, it's just too good a metaphor, on so many levels.