So, which is it?

The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.

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My ballet teacher gave birth by C-section the other day, so she'll be out of the running for longer than she was after her two other kids were born. And so it was that when I got to the studio yesterday, I was told that I'd be teaching for the next month or so, which will be fun. And tonight was my first class teaching the 11-year-olds. There were only 5 of them but were they ever noisy! At least their attention span is longer than 30 seconds and they've been doing it long enough that they know the movements. I just have to remember not to expect too much of them!

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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -George Bernard Shaw, writer, Nobel laureate (1856-1950)