The silliest thing ever just happened to me. There I was, standing in front of the fridge and minding my own business, trying to open a jar of apple sauce; I was having some trouble with the lid, one of those "popping" ones, because my hands are neither large nor strong. The jar slipped from my hand, bounced on the linoleum and then apple sauce errupted everywhere. Really! The geyser of fruity goodness behaved in a very odd manner, I might add. It landed apple sauce on the table, on the fridge door, on top of the fridge, on the wall behind the counter (none on the counter, though) and plenty on the floor, but only a few drops on my hand and one on my foot. Odd, I say, considering that I was standing directly over the accident when it happened. Nothing to be seen on my pyjamas or in my hair, nothing! *looks suspiciously at apple sauce* At first I thought the glass jar had broken, but it was only that the lid had popped off of its own accord and half the contents was still in the jar -- so I got my snack after all and a bit of my kitchen floor will go to sleep cleaner tonight.