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Started watching season 5 of The L Word and may I say that Jenny being Entitled Empress of the World and Max's every appearance feeling like a public service announcement have more than been made up for by:

a) Bette? So. Damn. Hot. *fans self* Whoever is dressing her this season, I heartily approve.

b) Charlie's Lesbians! BWAHAHAHAHA! Alice's hair: BWAHAHAHAHA! to the tenth power! Alice, Shane and Helena together are comedy gold. Can't they have their own spin-off in which they look hot, kick ass, and get all the girls? :D

c) The Truth About Helena's Cellmate. I just about died laughing at the punch line to that scene. XDDDD As a bonus, it was pretty hot. The scene, I mean, not the punch line. But the punch line was awesome.

d) Tasha's "gays in the military" storyline: for all that it should feel preachy/issue-of-the-week-y, it is really drawing me in, because the gorgeous Rose Rollins is a fine, fine actress. And what's-his-face-closeted-host is right: hello, cheekbones! :D~

Oh, and Shane? I'm kind of sick of you leaving women at the altar (or realtor's, as it were), but damn it, you're smokin'. In the good way. Though you do it the bad way too, and I'm hoping that you try to quit that, even if you give up the rest of your cleanse. Like being chased by two deranged bridesmaids and the mother of the bride was really enough for you to swear off sex. *rolls eyes*

Also, how insulted am I that the character who shares [the second half of] my name, which isn't all that common, is a total doormat who will probably turn out to be a psycho stalker?!

Heh, I just realised that this season there's a character with my name and one with B1's name (again, not a super-common one). All we need is for a homonym of B2's and we're all set!

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More hilarity on The L Word:

(scene: Shane and Alice sit on the counter, eating pot-enriched -- and I mean actual pot, not Prince of Tennis, -- seriously, how awesome would that be?! -- but I'll get to that -- brownies)

Shane: OMG, what if the brownies are gay?! D:
Alice: They're totally fucking each other! :D
(Shane makes the brownies have sex)

Alice and Shane, I love you being high and goofy together. You rock. In fact, what I love the most about this show, besides the hot sex scenes (BETTE AND TINA YOU NEARLY MELTED MY BRAIN!!!), are the girls just hanging around together or embarking on silly escapades, like the Terrible Trio (Bette, Shane and Alice) trespassing and stealing the sign for Bette's lady love. "Go, save yourselves!"

That's also the best part of Prince of Tennis for me: when the boys just hang out and unwittingly end up on "dates" (that episode made me die laughing, again!) or go bowling or eat yakiniku...

And if I've just lumped The L Word with Prince of Tennis, well... Only one of these shows is actually about gay people.

So they tell us.

*coughcough*

:D

I'm still waiting to hear what my brother thought of the Golden Pair's Match of Love (against Jyousei, during which they can't seem to keep their hands off each other), but I think he was just so awed by Atobe's prowess that he took a break from the series after watching Atobe and Tezuka have sublimated sex for three and a half episodes.

And about the "It's a Date!" episode: so An's solution, when she sees that Momo is depressed, is to set him up on a date tennis match with... Kamio. O_O

I mean, it's the obvious thing to do, isn't it? XD