2006-07-15

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Great Grand High Majesty

Your symbol is:

the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness

You rule from:

a mountaintop mansion

At your side is:

your Royal Chocolate Carrier

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

ex-dancers who can still shake it at parties

Your most popular law is:

Jell-O is a vegetable

Your least popular law is:

Banning of the quote marks hand gesture

Your worst enemy is:

your unstable water bed - how can you sleep?!