This has gone on long enough!

So if you want something done properly, you should do it yourself, right?

Which is why I find myself reading websites such as "Our Premium On-line Divorce Service for Canada (with or without children)" and thinking that ten years ago, this is probably the last thing I would have imagined myself doing at 27, not least because I never thought I'd ever get married in the first place.

Now picture me reading up on DIY divorce while on my television, there's an ad for sausages, featuring an orchestra enthusiastically chomping sausages speared on forks... You remember the "morning after" scene at the end of the first Austin Powers movie? Yeah, like that. XDDD

ETA: It's at once hilarious and sad and wrong that the site "www.ezdivorce.ca" should exist. Because everybody knows it's pronounced "zed"!