>_<;;;

So Becca and I were sitting at the bar at TGIFriday's, enjoying Happy Hour. Just as I turned to her and opened my mouth to complain about how last night, while I was in the bookshop in the middle of the Very Important Task of looking at the maps this creepy guy started trying to chat me up, the guy on the stool next to mine turned to me.

"Do you come here often?"

*headbar*