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So Japanese tv is insane, right? At the moment I'm watching some sort of ultimate fighting championship... between sea creatures. Called "ウミキング" (Umi King). Ocean dwellers are dumped in the same tanks and pitted against each other: a giant shrimp against a crab, then against an octopus. The announcer is pratically wetting his pants, exclaiming things like, "And the crab delivers a sucker-punch!"

Now it's an eel versus an octopus, and I have no idea how you're supposed to tell who's winning.

Oh, Japan. *helpless laughter*

Still, it's... oddly fascinating.