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Creating a hot girl for me to make out with and timing it so my alarm would go off just as things were getting interesting?

Brain, you FAIL! :P

Also failing today are my mood (see reason above for first cause of the day), my shoes (why must you pinch me so?!), and Windows Live.

On the bright side, I had a giant Hawaiian avocado at lunch, Yuriko was even more ridiculously adorable than usual, and my hair still looks more or less the way I styled it this morning.