I can has religion?
Dec. 3rd, 2007 10:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blodeueddThis, my friends, is pure genius:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
So far, I'm in at Genesis 3, which I must admit is more than I've ever read of the actual Bible. This one, however, has such gems as:
At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
An Ceiling Cat caused a deep sleep to fall upon teh man, An he slept; An he took 1 of his ribs, cuz it has a flavr.
An teh man said, teh woman u gave me saw teh tree An told me 'bout it. At first I was liek "Noes!" but then, I was layk NOM NOM NOM.
Now THAT's my kind of theology!
*lolcats out*
ETA: And this is one I've always wondered about: An cain knew his wife (but ther waznt any grrrlz yet xcept his mom, so must b sum othr kind of mirakel but Ceiling Cat is totally 1337 wen it comez 2 mirakels liek makin more grrrlz. Srsly)
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
So far, I'm in at Genesis 3, which I must admit is more than I've ever read of the actual Bible. This one, however, has such gems as:
At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
An Ceiling Cat caused a deep sleep to fall upon teh man, An he slept; An he took 1 of his ribs, cuz it has a flavr.
An teh man said, teh woman u gave me saw teh tree An told me 'bout it. At first I was liek "Noes!" but then, I was layk NOM NOM NOM.
Now THAT's my kind of theology!
*lolcats out*
ETA: And this is one I've always wondered about: An cain knew his wife (but ther waznt any grrrlz yet xcept his mom, so must b sum othr kind of mirakel but Ceiling Cat is totally 1337 wen it comez 2 mirakels liek makin more grrrlz. Srsly)
