And now for something completely different.

[blodeuedd]

I started a new job, and although it is boring, I can listen to CDs all day long, so the time doesn't seem to stretch quite as much. Aside from that, I'm tired and I really should get to bed in the very near future.

So because I'm too lazy to actually write anything interesting, here's a sample of the kind of conversation my brother and I have on MSN (so all the weird (H) and so on are those adorable little emoticons). And if you don't get it, please... just don't ask.

Climax says: gnock gnock gnock
Climax says: yaaaaa guyyysss!
Lu Meili says: Eh! *chipmunk effect*
Climax says: undoubtedly
Climax says: no alarms and no surprises
Lu Meili says: Not with you around. We're always on guard (H)
Climax says: :O
Climax says: and you wear sunglasses even at night
Climax says: (N)
Lu Meili says: That's 'cos I'm cool, bro!
Climax says: keep it fesh
Climax says: fa sho!!
Lu Meili says: Speaking of which, there's an amusing passage in a book I'm reading that I have to show you.
Climax says: there's an amusing poke in your cheak!
Lu Meili says: There might be, if you learned how to spell it correctly :P
Climax says: :O
Lu Meili says: (H)
Climax says: (h)
Climax says: (h)(H)(H)(H)(H)
Climax says: they come in large numbers
Lu Meili says: You're multiplying like amoebas!
Lu Meili says: *backs away*
Climax says: (M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)
Climax says: ouhahahah
Lu Meili says: Hey, it's the chubbsters!
Climax says: indeed
Climax says: and the clubsters
Climax says: (H)
Lu Meili says: (@)
Climax says: ({)(C)
Climax says: give me some o' dat
Climax says: give YOU some o' dis (N)
Climax says: (:D)
Climax says: mouhhahahahahahhhaahahahhhahahahah
Climax says: WAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH1!!!!!!!!!!
Lu Meili says: Man, you suck (W)
Climax says: :O
Climax says: this you :S
Lu Meili says: A now, time for a haiku!
Lu Meili says: My brother so moist / the falling snows don't hide his / fractured sentences
Climax says: fractured sentences
Climax says: ey
Climax says: I'm not t
Climax says: o sure
Climax says: abo
Climax says: ut that
Climax says: too sure
Lu Meili says: Not only fractured, but misspelled!
Climax says: :O
Climax says: (N)
Climax says: I can't give enough of these
Climax says: :-[
Climax says: kashiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Lu Meili says: *raises eyebrow*
Climax says: (pushes m-a's moist eyebrow back down)
Lu Meili says: You DARE touch the sacred eyebrows of the Munkish Order of Chip?! :-O
Climax says: indeed I do
Climax says: and the Munkish order of Chip's Ahoy for that matter
Lu Meili says: That's another story altogether, and they have nothing to do with Us.
Climax says: Oh with You ey?
Lu Meili says: Yes, with Us.
Lu Meili says: We deserve a capital letter.
Climax says: NO you DON'T
Lu Meili says: Yes, We Do! And so do Our verbs!
Climax says: what about your achorns?
Climax says: are they bigger?
Climax says: larger than life??
Lu Meili says: Do you really have to ask? And they're Acorns, not achorns! :)
Climax says: hmmm
Climax says: maybe
Lu Meili says: They're Ours, We should know!
Climax says: you don't
Climax says: you were fourvoyed
Climax says: big time might I add
Climax says: :O
Climax says: (H)
Climax says: alkhglkajdg
Climax says: noshin bloshin
Lu Meili says: Careful, or I'll fourvoye you!
Climax says: no you won'
Climax says: t
Climax says: don't even think about it
Lu Meili says: An a hey yo man an a wip panpupan!
Climax says: mouhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
Climax says: old school
Climax says: that's the stuff

Comments

[bashy.livejournal.com]

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And if you don't get it, please... just don't ask.
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huh?

sunglasses at night? that is so 80's...

you do have an amusing poke in your cheek - however it's spelled...
why do you have pokes in your cheeks anyway?

your brother is still using his moist expression!?
is he gonna grow up?

you're in a munkish order? are you wise and boring?

what the hell are you doing with acorns?!??
oh, cause you're a chipmunk.. right...

the munkish order of the chip huh? Do you mean there's more of you around?

are they all gay?

I wish someone would fourvoye me... are you the fourvoyed or the fourvoying type?

fourvoye fourvoye FOURVOYE!! sounds weird doesn't it?

whatsa wip panpupan??

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

So 80s? I thought you were the guy who loooooooves 80s music!

And yes, we're all gay! And we're very happy, too! :D

As for the rest... figure it out on your own. After all, you *have* seen my cheeks, and you must admit that they're incredibly pokeable.

[(Anonymous)]

Climax ruuuuuules!
(Tomate electrique)