A Small Step For A Woman...

[blodeuedd]

...which does pretty much bloody nothing for humanity, but there it is. I finally got my learner's permit. And soon, hopefully, I'll be able to drive!

I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!

"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...

The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!

The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!

And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!

A no-rapport M-P"

Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.

On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!

Comments

uh

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

hey i wrote that! geez! why did you post this here? it's so retarded! :D

Re: uh

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Because after three years, it still makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it, that's why. Let's call it proof of your comic genius, or at least of your talent for making me laugh, shall we? :)