A Small Step For A Woman...

[blodeuedd]

...which does pretty much bloody nothing for humanity, but there it is. I finally got my learner's permit. And soon, hopefully, I'll be able to drive!

I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!

"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...

The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!

The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!

And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!

A no-rapport M-P"

Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.

On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!

Comments

[beetlebum.livejournal.com]

I have to say that album is DA BOMB!!
I wish they make a new album soon

uh

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

hey i wrote that! geez! why did you post this here? it's so retarded! :D

Re: uh

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Because after three years, it still makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it, that's why. Let's call it proof of your comic genius, or at least of your talent for making me laugh, shall we? :)

making you laugh?

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

i don't think it's because i have any comic genius, i think it's because you laugh at anything!

laugh

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

yeah... the more i think of it... the more i think you have some kind of LAUGH-DISEASE ... yeah, remember in high school, i had just to say PEPTO BISMAL! and you would dissolve in giggles. no control whatsoever, really. poor gal.

Re: laugh

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

If I recall correctly, it seems to me there was another girl who laughed when Bshy said Pepto -- ooooh, that's right, it was you! And I don't laugh at anything. I just have a very discerning sense of humour that is broader than yours! ;D

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

now now, you can't for sure say that your sense of humor is broader than mine, it's just /different/.

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Well, you're the one who says I laugh a lot. That would imply that either a) I find more things funny than you do or b) the things I find funny occur more frequently than the ones you find funny. Right? :)

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

no, it's coz i said, you have the GIGGLE-DISEASE, whereas i just smirk and and laugh internally. and you think is funny some things i think are lame, while i'm sure i find some things funny that you would find unfunny.

[bashy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!

Do you think it's contagious!? I would hate to be all gigglyful...


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[...] and laugh internally [...]
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Do you mean your stomach is making a deep "ha - ha - ha" noise..?

(Am I the only one getting weird mental pictures?)

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

oookay...i won't reply to that bashy :P

[bashy.livejournal.com]

I sure won't reply either..!

oh yeah?

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

ok fine! i'm /so/ not replying! :P

Re: oh yeah? - *YEAH!*

[bashy.livejournal.com]

I'm so not replying -
it's like, look at me! I'm the unreplyishanating-man..!
tata-dadaa!

So *there*!

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

So... Any particular reason why you guys are using *my* journal to vent your petty frustrations, hm? Unreplyshing or whatever Man, indeed!

Unreplyshing... Sounds like plushy. Plush. He's Plushman, defender of stuffed animals everywhere! *laugh*

wow!

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

that's perfect! bashy = plushy! Mwhahahahahahha

Re: wow!

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Et tout le monde sait qu'il est juste un gros mushy, alors... :D

Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

MP! you're getting all gigglish..!

You've already succombed to the giggle-disease!


...

there's no one i can trust now...

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME, but "Mwahahahahaha!" is NOT gigglish! you insult me! Listen to MA more carefully next time she dissolves in giggles... she goes "hihihihihihihihiii!" right? not "Mwahahahahah!" :P NYAH!

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

yes - you are right of course...

i don't know how i could have confused MA's silly girl giggle, with MP's psychotic laughter...
All this giggle-disease talk is getting me paranoid...

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Numerous studies have shown that laughing is beneficial to your health. It reduces stress, burns calories and lowers blood pressure. People who are happy live longer, don't become sick as often, and are more productive than people who are miserable.

So you see, a giggle disease is a *good* thing! :)

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

What can i say...
It's not because i'm unhappy that i don't sporadicaly* giggle for nothing - it's just that it's so rare that i find something refined enough, that my subtle mind will appreciate to the point of laughing...

like this for instance:

"Baaaah," says Frank.

*(j'en reviens pas que je me r?duit ? plugger des mots tir?s de clueless... *sob*)

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

RIGHT bashy, my psychotic laughter is NOT like MA's giggle-disease.... DON'T EVER make that mistake AGAIN!