A Small Step For A Woman...

[blodeuedd]

...which does pretty much bloody nothing for humanity, but there it is. I finally got my learner's permit. And soon, hopefully, I'll be able to drive!

I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!

"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...

The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!

The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!

And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!

A no-rapport M-P"

Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.

On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!

Comments

laugh

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

yeah... the more i think of it... the more i think you have some kind of LAUGH-DISEASE ... yeah, remember in high school, i had just to say PEPTO BISMAL! and you would dissolve in giggles. no control whatsoever, really. poor gal.

Re: laugh

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

If I recall correctly, it seems to me there was another girl who laughed when Bshy said Pepto -- ooooh, that's right, it was you! And I don't laugh at anything. I just have a very discerning sense of humour that is broader than yours! ;D