A Small Step For A Woman...

[blodeuedd]

...which does pretty much bloody nothing for humanity, but there it is. I finally got my learner's permit. And soon, hopefully, I'll be able to drive!

I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!

"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...

The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!

The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!

And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!

A no-rapport M-P"

Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.

On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!

Comments

Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

MP! you're getting all gigglish..!

You've already succombed to the giggle-disease!


...

there's no one i can trust now...

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[kimchii.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME, but "Mwahahahahaha!" is NOT gigglish! you insult me! Listen to MA more carefully next time she dissolves in giggles... she goes "hihihihihihihihiii!" right? not "Mwahahahahah!" :P NYAH!

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

yes - you are right of course...

i don't know how i could have confused MA's silly girl giggle, with MP's psychotic laughter...
All this giggle-disease talk is getting me paranoid...

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[blodeuedd.livejournal.com]

Numerous studies have shown that laughing is beneficial to your health. It reduces stress, burns calories and lowers blood pressure. People who are happy live longer, don't become sick as often, and are more productive than people who are miserable.

So you see, a giggle disease is a *good* thing! :)

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

[bashy.livejournal.com]

What can i say...
It's not because i'm unhappy that i don't sporadicaly* giggle for nothing - it's just that it's so rare that i find something refined enough, that my subtle mind will appreciate to the point of laughing...

like this for instance:

"Baaaah," says Frank.

*(j'en reviens pas que je me r?duit ? plugger des mots tir?s de clueless... *sob*)