A Small Step For A Woman...
Mar. 6th, 2002 07:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blodeuedd...which does pretty much bloody nothing for humanity, but there it is. I finally got my learner's permit. And soon, hopefully, I'll be able to drive!
I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!
"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...
The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!
The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!
And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!
A no-rapport M-P"
Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.
On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!
I thought I would post this note as supporting evidence for my thesis that The Wheel of Time and its main character suck!
"Here's To Green Angel Tower II, so you may follow the merry adventures of...
The youth Simon
Who is not like Rand al'Thor, the wuss,
No, he's not a shepherd,
He's rather more of a MOONCALF!
The oh-so-handsome Jiriki
(oooh, look, look, what a babe)
He dyes his hair coz he's got no life
But who cares? He looks like HOTOHORI!!
And the little Binabik
Who is the man, I tell you,
He is THE MAN (everything a lady would wish)
It's not the size that counts, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!
A no-rapport M-P"
Retyped here without M-P-sama's permission. Forgive her the overabundance of capitals, this was written back when we were young and foolish and in cégep.
On an unrelated (to the rest of my post) note, isn't "Glory Box" a delicious name for a song? Ooh, gives me shivers!
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Date: 2002-03-07 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Do you think it's contagious!? I would hate to be all gigglyful...
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[...] and laugh internally [...]
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Do you mean your stomach is making a deep "ha - ha - ha" noise..?
(Am I the only one getting weird mental pictures?)
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